'Assuming you win the franchise?' asked ITN. 'That'd be a much more subtle way of burying him. 'Making programmes is a bit like sex. He's going to drill us over the next few weeks.
' 'You must have some breakfast, or at least a cup of coffee. 'Sarah wasn't listening. 'What's your idea of a romantic hero, Ashley?' he was saying. Both threatened to resign, demanded Rupert's resignation or at least most humble apologies, and were only placated by a large and very expensive dinner at the Gay Hussar.
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